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Rank: Soldier
Groups: Player
Joined: 8/2/2008
Posts: 73
Location: Vancouver
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This is where you post quotes that you find some sort of humour in.
If you quote yourself, you are banned from posting here and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
You cannot post responses to a quote, nor can you write an explanation. If the quote doesn't explain it, then it is a shoddy quote.
Here is an example to start us off:
<Typhon[SERVER-ACCESS-PLZ]> we were gonna have a lame cafe thing shop but the only photoshop dude we had died in a fire
<Typhon[SERVER-ACCESS-PLZ]> like.. sell thongs with a photo of gunther that say "Your Feminine Goods are now Forfeit"
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Rank: Soldier
Groups: Player
Joined: 8/2/2008
Posts: 73
Location: Vancouver
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<Nergal> And not to be rude, but are you and Eufron a Husband/Wife co-venture for this server?
<Typhon> ahahah
<Typhon> no
<Typhon> We're both dudes, he's in Brazil, I'm in Canada
<Typhon> Heterosexual dudes, at that.
<Typhon> wait.. who did you think the wife was?!
<Nergal> Eufron.. lets umm.... keep this convo to ourselves
<Nergal> I wasnt the only one thinking this either... so ill make sure to pass it down
<Typhon> rofl
<Typhon> oh god that's awesome
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Rank: Soldier
Groups: Player
Joined: 8/2/2008
Posts: 73
Location: Vancouver
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<Serlo[afk]> the black pearl is Typhon's favourite anal bead
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Rank: Knight
Groups: Player
Joined: 12/1/2008
Posts: 513
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[12:30] <@Pocal> Hey, I aint no two times sexed man.
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Rank: Squire
Groups: Player
Joined: 8/6/2008
Posts: 80
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<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> I WILL BURY YOU!!!
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> Uhm
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> lolwhut?
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> IN A CASKET, UNDER 6 FEET OF FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> Uhm I have some inquerys:
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> Who are you?
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> What do you want?
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> Wtc is tha tuspposed to mean?
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> Why are you messaging me?
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> I can has cheeseburger?
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> I'M A REAL N****R!
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> You're racially intolerant terminology is unacceptable. Please cease messaging me immediatley. Thanks.
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> OK, SORRY F****T.
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> While your observation there is quite astute, I still do not apreciate your language, please stop tlaking to me. It is not a question.
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> You know what is a question? Why do poor people smell like sour milk?
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> stfu, gtfo, kthxbai
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> UR FACE
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> Real original comeback, you could be the next George Carlin
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> UR FACE IS ATROCIOUS, IT SMELLS SOMETHIN FEROCIOUS
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> I sincerely doubt you know anythign about my face at all.
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> IT LOOKS LIKE GARY BUSEY HAD CHILDREN WITH A ZAMBONI
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> Youre pure undiluted stupidity disturbs me.
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> YOU ARE? IMPROPER CONJUGATION! CALL VOCABULARY HITLER
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> Whya re you even talking to me? Don't you have better thigns to do with your life than message some girl you don't knwo with stupid insults and offensive language?
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE ADMINISTRATORS FOR HARRASSING ME
<Fuzzylogic> <Luna> right, because I totally did not ask you repeated tiems to leave me the feck alone.
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> WHY DO YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, CEASE IMMEDIATELY OR MODERATORS WILL BE NOTIFIED.
<Fuzzylogic> <Fuzzylogic> ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I SWEAR TO JESUS I'M GONNA GIVE YA A REAL KNUCKLE SANDWICH, BUSTER.
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Rank: Soldier
Groups: Player
Joined: 8/2/2008
Posts: 73
Location: Vancouver
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15:46 <Zesty> You reported then exploited.
15:46 <Klaus> which was b asically 99% of the time true
15:47 <Sol> Shhh <.<;
15:47 <Darian> See, you're a filthy liar, lol
15:47 <Sol> Yes Zesty
15:47 <Sol> I did report
15:47 <Sol> THEN exploit
15:47 <Sol> But it was a known bug
15:47 <Sol> And they didn't fix it
15:47 <Sol> Making it okay.
15:47 <Darian ...
15:47 <Zesty> If you say so...
15:47 <Darian> I rest my case.
15:47 <Zesty> Agreed.
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Rank: Knight
Groups: Administrator
Joined: 7/4/2008
Posts: 317
Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil
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<Pocal> See, Typhon is soooo the chick in this admin relationship.
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Rank: Adventurer
Groups: Map Developer
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Joined: 7/8/2008
Posts: 204
Location: Surrounded by Rednecks, Missouri
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<@Scandia> awww we missed you soo much Darian <Klaus-work> i love when she lies on his face <@Scandia> omg please reword that sentence <Pocal> no <Pocal> dont
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Rank: Peasant
Groups: Player
Joined: 7/6/2008
Posts: 23
Location: Canada
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<Gruumsh> Sithen SHOULD lose his disguise ability though <Gruumsh> Because he isnt a cool guy <Sithen> If this shard by coolness i probably never would have made it pass the app process =( <Gruumsh> *awwwwwwwwwwwwwww* <Darian> If this this shard what by coolness? <Darian> Polish, speak a lot English? <Sithen> went by coolness <Sithen> god <Jabberwock> I accidentally a Mhordul char <Jabberwock> is this bad <Gruumsh> lmao <Pocal> i accidently what a mhordul/ <Pocal> ? * Gruumsh is now known as Gruumsh|BRB <Edgard> its a game <Edgard> fill the missing word <Klaus-work> who wants to hunt baby seals with me!? <@Scandia> you accidentally what a mhordul character? killed, ran into, mistook for your wife last at night? <@Scandia> late at* <Darian> was <Darian> He accidently was a mhordul character <Sithen> I like to buy a vowel.... E ? <Darian> I like to buy vowels too. <Jabberwock> I ACCIDENTALLY WHAT?<Jabberwock> Omit a verb and you're guaranteed to send several people into a craze
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Rank: Squire
Groups: Player
Joined: 12/29/2008
Posts: 47
Location: Terra
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[01:46] <Dran|> D you in an excommunicating kinda mood this week arn't ya?
[01:46] <Darian> Handing it out like candy to fat kids.
[01:46] <Monoraq> Lol
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Rank: Peasant
Groups: Player
Joined: 11/17/2008
Posts: 21
Location: Fort McMurray, AB, Canada
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<Nichola> i need a big one to please me <Nichola> haha <klaus> mordhul at the storm giants <klaus> sounds like an all you can rape buffet <Nichola> and yea thats my height <Nichola> im small but i can take it <Pocal> you'd need a penis to rape, klaus :p <Nichola> lol <Pocal> you can take it well? <Nichola> as i said its the only thing im good at so yes <Nichola> lol <migraine0> And there everyone either went silent or started slowly typing with one hand.
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Rank: Squire
Groups: Player
Joined: 12/18/2008
Posts: 53
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<Rowen> I have a full body condom
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Rank: Adventurer
Groups: Map Developer
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Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 255
Location: Curitiba,Brasil.
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Not many will understand it but my countrymen will.
<Edgard> bola's are AWESOME
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Rank: Peasant
Groups: Player
Joined: 12/22/2008
Posts: 20
Location: Dusty Hicktown in Washington State
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<Darian>: Typhon I love you.
<Darian>: Just so you know.
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Rank: Squire
Groups: Player
Joined: 12/18/2008
Posts: 53
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<Eidanwork> anyone who squeezes out and drinks the fluid from elepant shit for TV is a hero in my books'
O_o ??
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Rank: Soldier
Groups: Player
Joined: 8/2/2008
Posts: 73
Location: Vancouver
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16:03 <Edgard> i have about 25k Cp left
16:03 <Edgard> i could get...
16:03 <Klaus> a GF?
16:03 <Zesty> A life?
16:03 <Khonsu_Ni> Klaus
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Rank: Peasant
Groups: Player
Joined: 11/30/2008
Posts: 42
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<Darian> Ed, Kyle, wanna get in on it?
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Rank: Squire
Groups: Player
Joined: 12/29/2008
Posts: 47
Location: Terra
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[14:18] <Valkir> You know when you watch a retard get a huge, fancy position at your workplace
[14:19] <Valkir> and he did it through slave trade?
[14:19] <Valkir> Yeah, that's kinda like America.
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Rank: Squire
Groups: Player
Joined: 7/6/2008
Posts: 37
Location: Israel
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[15:50] <Klaus> There is only one dude who curses better then Tyreans IG
[15:50] <Klaus> his name is Gunther
[15:51] <Jibbajabba> Nonsense, he learned from me
[15:51] <Klaus> and he was awarded with a tyrean weapon cause of that
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Rank: Adventurer
Groups: Map Developer
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Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 255
Location: Curitiba,Brasil.
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<Zesty> GRAH
<Zesty> Second time this week I've forgotten something at home and have to drive my ass back there at lunch.
<Zesty> I don't think I can go jogging in my black dress shows :(
<Klaus> i didn't knew you use dresses to go to work you homo
The writen proof that zesty is a Tranny.
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