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Not IRC but funny anyway
Erick Lamano: I will cover the rear Captain
Torr Halvardson: Te the docks gents
Ethan Danvers: You would Erick.
Ethan Danvers: You would.
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[00:40] <Danvers> Love me some old man ass
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[13:01] <Jabberwock> I think you're stupid. :)
[13:01] <@Darian> I slept with your grandmother ^^
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<Darian> Eufron, let's make love
a short time, and no response later
<Darian> He's not talking to me because he doesn't like me.
<Darian> :(
A few minutes later still
<Darian> Suppose I'm going to go cut myself
<Cynara> Don't forget to sharpen the knife first
<Cynara> Don't want any jagged cuts.
<Cynara> Those don't make nice pictures.
<Darian> I'll pour ink and hate into my cuts
<Cynara> Ohhh let me get my camera!
<Darian> I'll carve Paradise Lost into my arm
<Darian> The whole thing
<Darian> In 2 languages
<Cynara> Tyrean and Mhordul?
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<@Mordan> how do you think opatoa looks?
<Garrious> beyond cool
<Garrious> so much I hate him for it
<@Mordan> lol
<@Mordan> i wanted him to be a slick shaman
<@Mordan> even took handsome
<@Mordan> he's charismatic and wise
<@Mordan> or thats the intent.
<@Mordan> so of course he's gotta look the part!
<Garrious> yea, handsomes a bitch to take
<@Mordan> 15k
<Garrious> yup
<Garrious> thats a 100 skill and a lvl 3 feat
<@Mordan> yep
<@Mordan> ok...afk
<@Mordan> tyrean time
<Kurt-Basir> you got him depressed.
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[21:23] <Dess> I suppose its up to the individual
[21:24] <Dess> unlike when I started to play UO and my knight got admin-forced to leave the elven lands because the female elves were rrping too much
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<Klaus> you guys make a huge effor to make alyrians dont look like elvens
<Klaus> and then you add THAT
<Eufron[Studying]> Doesn't help you taking your eyes away from it, you mean, Meric[work]?
<Meric[work]> I can't help but look. Its like a train wreck.
<Cynara> Meric best keep his eyes off Llyr's kilt.
<Klaus> or a female third nipple
<Danvers> My Mhord bought a kilt.
<Meric[work]> Yea, it distracts him from all those luscious boobs bouncin around in metal bras.
<Danvers> He looks even more dirty.
<Cynara> Speaking of bras.
<Jabberwock> speaking of bros
<Cynara> The only item Fionna wears that takes damage is her bra
<Eufron[Studying]> It's from all the foreigners staring at it.
<Meric[work]> I think its her nipple attacking it to get free.
<Eufron[Studying]> lol
<Cynara> I think Jabberwock needs to make metallic bras
<Eufron[Studying]> Oh, man. About third nipples...
<Meric[work]> ...
<Klaus> Im gona confess the reason why vhals like to hang on alyrians so much
<Klaus> its not cause of the growing RP
<Meric[work]> Llyr?
<Klaus> its cause of their women
<Meric[work]> Oh. yea, that.
<Eufron[Studying]> My gf's friend started growing a third nipple in her armpit.
<Klaus> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
<Danvers> THat is fucked.
<Eufron[Studying]> hahahahaha
<Klaus> if all respect..
<Eufron[Studying]> Very much so.
* Meric[work] holds back some vomit.
<Klaus> FUCK YOU EUFRON!
<Eufron[Studying]> hahahahahahahaha
* Danvers is now known as Danvers-PUKEING
<Danvers-PUKEING> BBL
<Meric[work]> I quit this server.
<Meric[work]> Thats gross.
<Klaus> me too
<Klaus> fuck that SHIT
<Meric[work]> lol
<Eufron[Studying]> roflmao
<Cynara> Fuck that pit you mean?
<Jabberwock> I'm just not phased by it, why is this
* Klaus pukes
<Klaus> good GOD woman
<Klaus> seriously
<Klaus> you out grossed eufron
<Eufron[Studying]> hahahahaha
<Eufron[Studying]> My stomach hurts from all the laughter. Seriously.
<Cynara> I WIN
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<Klaus> if you say so!
<Meric[work]> I retract all previous proclamations of love Eufron. We're through.
<Klaus> thats a battle i dont mind to lose
<Cynara> I WIN AGAIN
<Eufron[Studying]> hahahaha
* Cynara wonders why everyone suddenly got quiet
* Meric[work] stares at the wall trying to remove extra nipple thoughts from his mind.
<Eufron[Studying]> It's quite bothersome when she's hailing a bus.
<Meric[work]> LMAO
<Meric[work]> o/-
<Meric[work]> like that?
<Eufron[Studying]> hahahahahahaha
<Cynara> LMAO
<Eufron[Studying]> That was awesome, Meric[work].
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<Klaus> you people diusgust me BADLY
<Meric[work]> Thats actually impressive.
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<Poseidonh2o> lol, the bottom of the forums is giving me a bedwetting message board ad <Poseidonh2o> HOW DID THEY FIND OUT?!
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[16:32] <Garrious> thats...sticky
[16:35] <Garrious> oh no! "Doing another man in the butt is probably the manliest thing on the planet"!
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<Jissuin> hey hey
<Kurt-Basir> welcome man
<Jissuin> whew, thought this place was dead for a sec hey basir
<Kurt-Basir> How is it going?
<Jissuin> pretty good, just woke up from a drunken night with my buddy
<Klaus> i knew it
<Klaus> steven is a HOMO
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[15:44] <Poseidonh2o> KhaerosBot is my bestest friend on the server
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[15:34] <@Eufron> At this rate, until the end of the year I'll have grown a vagina.
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[08:10] <Sylvar> does he like fat white girls?
[08:11] <@Meric> And...it was cold out there.
[08:11] <Sylvar> cause if not his comedy sucks
[08:11] <Sylvar> ok he does like fat white girls
[08:11] <@Meric> I'm pleasantly plump you fuck.
[08:12] <@Meric> The weights in all the right places.
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* Soulguard realizes his name has been screwed with.
<Soulguard> Oh, what the
* Soulguard is now known as SoulGuard
<SoulGuard> Better.
* Gibraltir is now known as SoulGaurd
<SoulGaurd> Nah, mine is better.
<SoulGuard> oh, heck no.
<SoulGaurd> Whatchu goanna do?
<SoulGuard> You better change that.
<SoulGaurd> Step'n?
* SoulGuard slaps SoulGaurd around a bit with a large trout
* SoulGaurd is now known as SoulGuardsMOMMA
<SoulGuardsMOMMA> OH
<SoulGuardsMOMMA> What chu GOT
<SoulGuard> My momma's dead.
<SoulGuard> You bastard.
<SoulGuardsMOMMA> Ach!
<SoulGuard> Nah, she's just deaf.
<SoulGuard> You're still a bastard though.
<SoulGuardsMOMMA> Lucky her, she dont have to hear you
<SoulGuardsMOMMA> OH
* SoulGuardsMOMMA is now known as Gibnight
<Gibnight> Gibnight everyone
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<SoulGuard> I'm gonna stomp his yard.
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<Maldonado> hello SoulGuard
<SoulGuard> 'ello Mal
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<SoulGuard> wha
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<Garrious> why are you do homophobic btw?
<Garrious> Whats wrong with making my guild titles so gay sounding?!
<Garrious> Why cant Khemet be the land o homo?
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<Garrious> why are you do homophobic btw?
<Garrious> Whats wrong with making my guild titles so gay sounding?!
<Garrious> Why cant Khemet be the land o homo?
<Garrious> don't fear the gayness, embrace it! haha
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[10:48] <Jhanuk> Whoa I just survived 9 trolls at once
[10:51] <Dess> Running has that effect
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[21:47] <Torch|DinDin> How many active players do we have on Khaeros? [21:48] <@Meric> 3ish [21:48] <Ulrik> i'd say 35 [21:48] <@Meric> Darian plays them all. [21:48] <Torch|DinDin> Nice [21:48] <@Meric> I'm actually Darian right now. [21:48] <@Cynara> I'm actually Darian right now. [21:48] <Ulrik> I'm actually Darian right now [21:49] * Torch|DinDin vomits [21:49] <Klaus> I'm actually Darian right now [21:49] <@Cynara> Ulrik you skipped your period. [21:49] <Danvers> IM NOT. [21:49] <Ulrik> that's because i'm on the pill
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Because some people are just cold blooded bastards...
<Klaus> im gona tell you guys a secret...
<Klaus> the golden army in hell boy it's like the supernatural version of star war clone armies
<@Meric> Thats the worst secret ever.
<Klaus> but the unlike star wars where they got the pansie boba fet as their source
<Klaus> jango fet even
<@Meric> I thought it was going to be something juicy.
<Klaus> Liam is the golden army main model
<@Meric> Know what I always wondered? Why didnt the Jedi just clone of themselves..then they'd have an army of Jedi. Dumb bastards.
<Klaus> he is the reason why it is called.. "the unstopable tide!"
<Klaus> hell yeah
<Klaus> but jedis are dumb
<@Meric> Instead they clone a bounty hunter.
<@Meric> That would be like us cloning Danvers for more Khaeros players. Counter productive.
<Klaus> LMAO!
<Klaus> thats probably the meanest thing i ever heard on an RP shard ooc channel
<@Meric> lmao
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